We have our tabloid format, which I've already expressed my displeasure about. And now there is another problem. Here's how big the tabloid paper is when folded open. It's too big to read on the train that way, so I fold it in half.
Except what the hell am I supposed to do when I get to the middle of the column?
I'm not sure what I did in a previous life to deserve what has become the Oregonian, but I'm very, very sorry.