A way with words.

This came via email today.  I get "child is sick" emails nearly every school day of the year and this was the first one that made me laugh out loud:

Subject:  Henrietta is sick.

I am sorry to report that Henrietta is in the throes of yet another plague. Inspiring me to make the positive suggestion that she perhaps be a bit more sincere in her handwashing efforts. Sigh. 

See you Monday, snot gods willing. 

Ann

Needless to say, names have been changed.