You can take your new era and shove it.

How I used to read the paper seven days a week:  a bundle of a paper was delivered to my doorstep and I read it.
How I will read the paper 3 of seven days per week:  supposedly on my tiny phone.
 

Except the stupid digital version doesn't work on my phone.  That blue square is where the content is supposed to be.  You know, because we are calling it "content" now, not "news".