Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Three sentence movie reviews--Wolverine


This movie was a hot mess which gave me time to contemplate many things including: why did Liev Schreiber torture himself with the bulking up and the high protein diet when he wears an overcoat for 98% of the movie? And: Could a movie as cool as Star Trek be made if the male-to-female ratio was reversed? That's right, I was contemplating gender theory of an entirely different movie, which means that this movie is a waste of time.

Bechdel score: Two women: nope.

1 comment:

  1. Glad you counseled us bot to go. And how many other cruddy origins movies are in the works? One for each major character?

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